The Kingdom of Womble 12575 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.638 billion Womble 12575ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 12575ian economy, worth 181 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,103 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,025 per year while the poor average 2,451, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12575's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 12575 is ranked 240,037^th in the world and 13,767^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.